Summer, Jungle and hot photo spreads
El Hotzo is "Germany's most audacious unemployed person", RTL introduces some brilliant political candidates and Laura Müller makes her OnlyFans account steamy: Here are the best celebrity news of the week!
What a week! Isn't it the same for you, dear reader, that sometimes you'd just like to stop the world? And do you remember the pre-Internet and -smartphone era, when you had to go to the mailbox to send postcards? I admit, I miss that time a lot, as I'm a real news junkie. I soak up everything like a sponge. Information Overload. Sure, it's due to my job, but I always worry when I put my smartphone away for a longer time, fearing I might miss something.
If I do put it down, however, in the meantime, Donald Trump gets shot and El Hotzo, who wants to be obnoxious, publicly laments that the bullets missed the ex-US President. For this, he is fired by his employer, rbb. Now he tweets about being "Germany's most shameless unemployed person" and, at least now, everyone knows him - even Elon Musk.
It's impossible to be apolitical these days. Everything is political. The sprayed produce in the supermarket, Mucke, who some drunken guys are causing a ruckus on Sylt, cat food, Dior and Armani, dental insurance - even love, as Ralf Schumacher's coming-out shows.
Many media people knew about the open secret surrounding the former Formula 1 racing driver, but when it comes down to it, the public is getting a wet blanket's worth of information about someone's sexual orientation. That, just like religion, should be a private matter. Many people are happy about Ralf Schumacher's outing. There are thousands of positive reactions, except for his ex-wife Cora Schumacher. She's silent. And she'll have her reasons for that.
Dark thunderclouds and a TV election
But just as the new love has been announced, dark thunderclouds appear in the sky. While an angry person in the Internet freely expresses their feelings and claims to have had a romantic relationship with Schumacher and been betrayed by him, first details about the Frenchman at his side emerge. His name is Étienne Bousquet-Cassagne and has supported the French right-wing populists under the leadership of Marine Le Pen.
Not only France is facing major changes, but all of Europe, if not the whole world. You can feel how precious and fragile democracies can be. But this is also still a celebrity column, and that's why I'd like to draw your attention to an important TV election in August. Our RTL has made the impossible possible for the 20-year anniversary of the original: There will be a jungle camp in the summer for the first time!
In truth, the new format seems promising, as we, the viewers, don't have the opportunity to influence the election with our votes this time. The show is not live, but pre-recorded.
The 13 campers that RTL sends to South Africa all have the potential to cause an uproar in the entire republic! Just like our traffic light government. I'll admit it: Everything is political! That's why, dear reader, I'd like to give you a little preview of all those who will take on the most important positions in the German trash TV landscape starting in August.
RTL presents the new campers
With Sarah Knappik, the upcoming Environmental Minister and Climate Visionary, her "Air" was already "away" when we were still crawling through the worst fine dust stretches with lowered car windows. Two Family Ministers are standing for election: Georgina Fleur and Elena Miras. Georgina might be elected alone for this reason, just to hear Elena once again iconically ask: "Where has fairness gone?"
The new Chancellor candidate: Winfried Glatzeder. Why? He is an old white man. That usually suffices to be considered suitable. For defense, Eric Stehfest is put forward: The man has already proven in the jungle that he can not only jump at dizzying heights into camouflage nets and perform the most daring maneuvers, but he is also a true "Warrior of Love".
Candidate for the Finance Minister position: Gigi Birofio. Anyone who wants to pinch the dough he manages lives dangerously. Birofio is not necessarily known as someone who is good with numbers, but he has passion and a firm fist. David Ortega and Thorsten Legat are running for the Education Minister position, and we can really speak of luck that Kader Loth is making such a good figure on an international stage!
As a new potential Home Minister, RTL puts none other than Hanka Rackwitz forward. She is predestined to make everything look clean and sweep the dirt of the Republic from the sidewalk.
At the end of the celebrity column, a special announcement. Attention, Attention: The again pregnant Laura Müller makes an announcement. Soon there will be a publication on OnlyFans from her with "hot photo series", including a "breast enlargement". Can we please give Laura a Minister position? Perhaps for Education and Research?! What do you think? Until next week!
In the world of reality TV, RTL is bringing back the jungle camp for its 20th anniversary, featuring celebrities from various fields like politics and entertainment. This is a shift from the usual 'Reality TV' format where the audience has the power to vote, as this time the show is pre-recorded. (Reality TV, RTL, Celebrity Couples)
Interestingly, some of these celebrities have controversial political allegiances, such as Étienne Bousquet-Cassagne, who supports the French right-wing populists. This brings forth a discussion on the intersection of politics and entertainment, particularly in the context of 'Television' and 'entertainment'. (Television, Entertainment, Politics, Right to Left)
On a different note, 'Jungle camp' is a popular concept in celebrity-focused 'Reality TV' shows, which often attract attention from 'Celebrity Couples' and the general public. (Jungle camp, Reality TV, Celebrity Couples)
