Tenderness - Am I a good kisser? It depends
Who is unfamiliar with this issue: scarcely do two people feel attracted to each other, they believe they must kiss. With touches. On the mouth. At worst, even with tongue. Hormonal rush, of course. But the fun quickly comes to an end. The perfect kiss has been romanticized by poets, sung about by bards, and painted by artists. The failed kiss, unfortunately, not so much. Yet, the wild, irresistible mixture of tenderness, gleaming eroticism, and virtuosic use of physics comes much more frequently than the unwitting blend of Zest, glowing Eroticism, and skillful application of Physics.
How to Kiss Properly? Here are the Biggest Sins
- Inadequate Hygiene
The meticulously maintained mouth and throat area is a treasure. And it's essential. Regular use of a toothbrush, mouthwash, and gum is an act of humanity. But it's of little effect after a visit to the Greek.* Incorrect Moisture
The dusty kiss with parched lips is the sole domain of grandmothers or aunts. One presses the cheek, and after a few seconds, the worst is over. The real, deep, all-expressing kiss requires a certain warmth and residual moisture. Not to be confused with rather slobbery spittle orgies, where only fetishists find pleasure, while the rest of us struggle to swallow.* Too Much Tongue
If one feels like they have a wet washcloth in their mouth, they either have a wet washcloth in their mouth or the tongue of an Eager One. One should abort the kissing at this point and try again. If no success ensues, the other party is either a beginner or watches too many pornos.* Poor Timing and Intensity
Quick and intense can foster love, affection, and desire sustainably. Or inadvertently achieve the opposite.* With Tongue and Teeth
Individual tooth care (see also Point 1) takes place in one's own bathroom or at the dentist. Anyone who grooms the other person's teeth while kissing will also have to bite their own tongue in everyday life. Absolutely taboo is the collision of Foreign and Own Teeth. For physical damages – tooth fractures, defective bridges, or inlays – the insurance may cover the costs. The psychological damages, however, remain.
And Here's the Beautiful Part of Kissing
- Kissing is an ancient cultural technique: We have been kissing, according to scientists, for at least 4500 years. Ten percent of humanity, primarily in African and Asian cultures, does not kiss.
- During a ten-second kiss, up to 80 million bacteria can be transferred. This can strengthen the immune system.
- A kiss consumes between six and 20 calories per minute.
- Kissing suppresses allergic reactions (unless one is allergic to the partner in general, which does occur).
- Kisses are a feat for the "Guinness Book of World Records":- Longest Kissing Scene in a Film: 6:44 minutes ("Kids in America", 2005)- Longest Underwater Kiss: 4:06 minutes (Maldives, February 2023)- Most Kisses in 60 Seconds: 117 (Florian Silbereisen, Germany 2011)
In the realm of entertainment, Florian Silbereisen holds the record for the most kisses in 60 seconds. Despite the frequent occurrence of bacteria transfer during kissing, it can actually strengthen the immune system. When it comes to kissing, maintaining good oral hygiene with regular toothbrushing, mouthwash, and gum use is essential for both parties involved.
