Robbie Williams is getting new teeth.
Robbie Williams has been through a lot in his life, including his teeth. After 30 years of "abuse," he's finally calling it quits. The singer is bidding farewell to his old teeth and looking forward to a brand new set.
"We've been through a lot together, but it's time to move on," Robbie Williams announced in his latest Instagram video, revealing his upcoming dental separation. But don't worry, his marriage to Ayda Field is still going strong, as far as we know. Instead, it's his teeth that have been causing the British singer so many problems that he's decided to part ways and get new ones.
Since his latest dentist appointment, the 50-year-old has already been sporting a temporary set, and he's thrilled. The former Take That star revealed on Instagram that they will be replaced by "individual teeth" in about a month. "I love them to bits," he gushes about his temporary teeth.
"Some of you might have liked the old ones," Robbie Williams admits, "but they were crap. They served me well, but I abused them." He goes on to list some of the horrors his teeth have endured: "I used them to open bottles," he says. "I snorted coke off them," "I didn't brush them properly," and "espresso stained them." He also admits to "clenching them together for three decades." "Goodbye, my little yellow nubby friends," he signs off.
"That looks much better"
Ayda Field encourages her husband in a post to show off his new temporary teeth and speak a few words, which seems to be a challenge for the pop star. "Too numb," he mumbles through half-closed lips. Fans are loving what they see, with comments like "Charming, can't wait to see the full cheeky smile" and "Teeth look great" and "That looks much better."
One fan jokes about his expressions: "I thought you'd had a face operation." And another joke is found in the comments, this time at the expense of British producer Simon Cowell, known for his particularly white teeth: "I'm sure they'll look great, as long as they're not like Simon Cowell's!"
"Robbie Williams's announcement of leaving his old teeth behind in favor of a new set has garnered praise from his fans, with comments like 'That looks much better' on his latest Instagram post."
"Despite some fans expressing their fondness for his original teeth, Robbie Williams himself admits that they were worn down from years of abuse and are now being replaced with individual teeth."
